I see it every October. Men with half grown mustaches…sneakily growing a meager crop of “stache” hair before the beginning of Movember.
Do I care?
Why?
Some men have an ability to grow ample ‘stacher’s in no time flat. Within days, a nice. fluffy, neophite of a mustache grows under the noses of some men I know. They are the mustache ‘easy-gainers’. They the ones that in grade five were already shaving, and had a girlfriend named Tiffany. They are the mustache elite. I call them the ‘stachers’. They are freaks! Mutants! Like Professor X, they some how control the minds of their upper lip hairs, and grow them at will!
Do I care you ask again?
Of course not…Why should I? Just because my mustache looks like a ten year old boy’s face…after three weeks of hard growing…why should care? Unlike these mustache masters, I grow a feeble excuse for a ‘stache’. After a full month of Movember mustache worship, my upper lip looks more like Frida on a good da. But whose measuring? Guys? We don’t measure…..do we?
Of course not. Don’t be silly.
So do I care that the mustache meager men out their are cheating….HHHHELLLLL NNNNOOOO!
Go for it! Cheat away! I’d cheat… if only to save face (alright…bad pun).
As long as men are becoming more aware about their health, and the whole reason for Movember is not lost, I say: ‘meager mustache growers!…cheat away.’
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